Seriously, when did having a stimulating conversation become a thing of the past? please tell me how anyone can find text messages littered with a combo fruit-veggie platter the least bit enticing. One glance at a text message or DM that has two or more emojis and words that I have to try to decipher … Continue reading I’m making my own rules
Color Key: Jolene | Harlow This past year has been an emotional and spiritual journey for both Jolene and I. I, being married for many, many years, and Jolene being recently divorced. We've cried, we've cursed, we've wanted to give up, we've...grown. Where in the past we would shout and or, in Jolene's case, castrate … Continue reading Keeping it real : Do this, not that.
When I come across articles that claim to help affair proof a marriage/relationship I can't help but laugh. These articles are just as entertaining as those that I've read back in the day that suggested 9 ways to make better orgasms, 99 sex moves, how to tell he's the one or how to have a fail … Continue reading Just keep it in your pants – Affair proofing your relationship.
This morning as I laid in bed wondering how much more time I had left before my alarm would summon me out of bed, I started recalling the bizarre dream that I had just woken up from. The scenes that began to play out in my mind were quite amusing. I seriously need to lay … Continue reading Ghosts of Boyfriend/Wasband Past ~ Bachelorette Style
My life has been quite interesting to say the least, well interesting for me…probably quite boring to those wanderlust adventurous type. Sure, I haven’t backpacked through Europe or slept outside under the stars somewhere deep in the forest, see I have this thing about creepy crawlies. Ghosts I can handle, snakes and weird insects that … Continue reading Loving oneself, flaws and all.
I don't love him, but I don't want him to find happiness. I don't love her, but I don't want anyone else to have her. I don't love him, but I don't want to be alone; so I will just cheat until I can find someone to take his place. I don't love her, but … Continue reading Stop holding one another hostage
Hi guys!! I hope all of you are staying warm. Currently there is some wicked blizzard thing happening here in Nebraska. So, I'm staying home. It's better to be safe than stuck in a ditch somewhere. Hey Harlow how are you doing this morning? Are you done molesting that coffee pot and well caffeinated? if … Continue reading Love hard or avoid it like the plague ~ Keeping it Real with Jolene & Harlow